This morning on my drive to work, I couldn’t believe how many people I observed driving while talking and or texting on their cell phone. As I started to keep count and the number jumped to 10!, I began to get angry. Here in California, it is illegal.

I personally take it serious since I’ve been a victim to a woman driving a volvo and chatting on her phone, running a red light, she hit me. Lucky for me I survived. I looked at her as we both managed to pull over, SHE WAS STILL ON HER PHONE! I was happy to be alive but my neck was hurting and I was late to my college graduation…

The point is, people should NOT drive while distracting themselves i.e. talking on a cell phone, texting, trying to eat, changing clothes, applying makeup, .. the list goes on and on.

Try it yourself, count how many people you see still driving and talking on their cell phone.  These people are putting YOUR LIFE at risk! They are also risking their own life. Is a call or text that important?’

Drivers on Cell Phones Are as Bad as Drunks

The National Safety Council announced Tuesday (January 12, 2010) its new findings that 1.6 million accidents a year are caused by cell phone use – a number that increases by more than a million earlier official estimates, and gives new fodder to a growing, nationwide anti-distracted driving movement.

According to the organization, 1.4 million crashes are caused by people talking on the phone while driving. Another 200,000 – at least – are caused by drivers texting behind the wheel.

These Myth Buster video’s are great! Are cell phone equally as bad as drunk driving?

This girl is an idiot! I’d love to punch her in the face…HARD

this is love

Guys, let me help you out …

You don’t want to look like a cheap bastard right? Trust me, you don’t.  Did you know your girlfriend will be asked what you got her?

“Hey what did your boyfriend get you?”

“He didn’t get me anything!” ;(

“What an asshole! You should dump him!”

Your girlfriend secretly wants to BRAG. But she can’t if you’re gonna be cheap. Think of all the people she has to impress, her sisters, hot friends, co-workers, the stupid chick that’s her nemesis at work.  If you play your cards right, you’ll impress them all. (they might even want to hook up with you. Shhhh! oops)

So you want to actually hook her up? Valentines day is Sunday,February 14th 2010 ! If this was on a week day, you should have all this stuff delivered to her at work. But its on a Sunday this year, you lucky guy. Surprise her Sunday morning. Lets get started:

#1 Chocolates: Get the nicest heart shaped box of chocolates you can get. (bigger is even better) She probably will never eat them all, but the presentation says a lot! Go with a name brand, like Sees or hersheys. None if that Mexican candy you buy on the side of the road. And no, its not “just the thought that counts.” That’s lame.

#2 Roses: Yes, Roses! Not carnations , daisies or any of that cheap stuff wrapped in cellophane with a sale sticker. Roses because they are elegant and classy. Some other flowers will do, like orchids, tulips, stargazers… but make sure its nice!

#3 Romance: Its Valentine’s day. Even though you got her some nice things, that does not seal the deal. You need to give her a moment of your best personal time. Put some effort and get a candle lit. Remember to breath and recognize what love making is. Slow down. You’re giving her something that nobody else can. (hopefully)

So those were just some basic tips from me, Jen. If you follow this info correctly, you should get some great home cooked meals for the rest of the week and an absence of “bitching/nagging” hehe. She might even forgive you for being an asshole last month.

Any questions, be sure to contact me. I just might save you from making an ass out of yourself.

haha, you’re also saving your friends lots of shopping time and gift guessing. Just one click of the mouse vs. waiting in line with people that smell like way too much perfume. You do the math.

If you’re my friend or want to be, you need to know what I like…
and if you don’t remember or have a clue, you need to spoil and pamper me properly.
(it won’t be cheap) hahaha
So this is perhaps a road map back to my heart.
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My FRESH new business card

Who wants a piece of me? (my card)

So happy with my new business cards. And I want you to be happy too.

I know you want one! Email me your address and I’ll send you some (yes more than just 1) Really! These will brighten your day 100% guaranteed or you can send them back. (please don’t I have 1 thousand already)

Email me at jenruhman@gmail.com!!! Do it now before you forget. (seriously this is way more important then eating that donut in your hand right now.)

Big thanks to PhoenixMedia.com great print company.

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I’ll be sharing my twitter background skills on this page. Please check back often for free quality twitter backgrounds. Please click on the twitter design you like above and download it and save it for your twitter background design.

I love twitter and designing, so I wanted to share a free twitter background with everyone who needs a free twitter background. I see so many twitter backgrounds that need to be refreshed. You know what I mean, they need a nice clean, professional look. Something that will flow from your business website or blog and look consistent with your branding.

Enjoy the free twitter backgrounds from me to my fellow twitter friends. If you’re not following me, please follow me on twitter @freshjendizzle

How to change your twitter background:

1. Visit http://twitter.com and log into your twitter account
2. Click on “settings” listed on the top right navigation links
3. Click on the  grey “design” tab
4. Scroll down and Click on “Change background image>>”
5. Click on the “browse” button that will appear below
6. Select the desired image from your desktop (Images must be smaller than 800k. GIF, JPG, PNG.)
7. Click on “save changes” button below

Please Note: Sometimes twitter is overwhelmed with users and you will experience a failure in uploading your background. This is very common to experience upon twitter’s rapid site growth, so please just be patient and give it another try in a few moments. (sometimes 10 tries or more is needed)

How to change your twitter background’s sidebar and text colors:

1. Visit http://twitter.com and log into your twitter account
2. Click on “settings” listed on the top right navigation links
3. Click on the  grey “design” tab
4. Scroll down and Click on “Change design colors>>”
5. Click on the items you want to change below
6. Select the desired colors you like
7. Click on “save changes” button below

Fun tip: its a good idea to make your background color something that will blend into you background image if someone has a gigantic computer monitor, your design will look less “rectangular”

Thanks and enjoy the free twitter backgrounds! Tell me you are using the background and I’ll follow you on twitter and give you shout out on #followfriday. My twitter id is: @freshjendizzle

-Jen

email me at: jenruhman@gmail.com
Or twitter me: @freshjendizzle
Cell: 619-8071358

I love designing twitter backgrounds as you can see. Here are my favorites I’ve done, feel free to follow them on twitter because they are now great twitter friends.

Your twitter background should really show you personality, look fabulous, clean, this will make your business look professional.  Its a good idea to keep the design flow consistent from your website to your twitter background.

I’ve seen on business cards twitter addresses! This is hot.
Just use this: “Follow me on twitter: @freshjendizzle”

So contact me and say Konichiwa. Hire me today and I’ll design you a beautiful twitter background for $99 with multiple revisions. I will even promote your design, which will give you more followers. I’m proud of my designs! Thanks. Two of the designs below have been in the “Top Ten” for March, check out the proof:  http://twitterbackgroundsgallery.com/top-10/

-Jen

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@FreshJenDizzle  featured: “Top Ten” for March, check out the proof:  http://twitterbackgroundsgallery.com/top-10/dec2008/

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Ok, but really… I helped my friend get motivated to drop the twinkies after she saw what I did to her pic.

BTW, I know this is a terrible retouch job, a little over exaggerated, but I did it for fun and quickly show you how to “suck it in”

lose weight the safe way

Here’s how to do it:

1. get out those chubby photos and open up photoshop. (drop the twinkie)
2. filter > liquify>
3. adjust brush size > drag brush inward > now laugh (eat your twinkie)

This all comes to an end…I’ve tried uploading my 9kb gif, and it won’t work, no more .gif option, only .jpg and .png

Here’s my twitter avatar I wish I could have, but I realize they can be annoying.

I still love you twitter!

Maybe when google buys twitter….(maybe?) they will bring it back.LOL!

life at work before dual monitors

It would be better with dual monitors.

Here’s the update:

finally dual power

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